Glam Getaway - Hot Tub*Fire Pit*Near Downtown

Updated 10/6/24: READY FOR IMMEDIATE RENT with fully restored water, power, wifi, cell reception, EV 220v charge port, hot tub, full amenities. Only 15 minutes fom the heart of downtown Asheville with wide, easily traveled roads, fully powered neighborhood with stores open, no gas lines. Discounts provided for weekly and monthly stays. We would love to host you! Read on for listing details...

Welcome to the Diva Den - Asheville’s newest girlfriends’ paradise! Conveniently located just minutes from Downtown, this glam getaway was designed exclusively with girlies in mind. Jaw-dropping Maximalist aesthetic throughout, with so many thoughtful areas to eat, drink, and be merry with all your besties. From pirouetting pink cranes in the living room, to a Moroccan Casbah cocktail lounge, to a new hot tub and fire pit and more - all freshly renovated & ready to host your playdays away!

Yaaaaas, girl! Escape with your sisters to Asheville’s brand new, most diva-worthy princess paradise -- a gorgeously renovated, thoughtfully designed retreat set amidst acres of peaceful, rolling pastures. We love hosting girl getaways and bachelorettes!

***Glam? Yes, girlfriend! Professionally curated with the latest Southern-Gothic-meets-Maximalist Funk interior design. Think juicy, saturated colors, graceful archways, rich woodwork, velvet and leopard, custom murals, funky artwork, unique furnishings, and disco balls. Lots of disco balls.

***Luxe? OMG yes. We only offer the finest plush mattresses from Brooklyn Bedding, and buttery soft, 400TC sheets from Parachute Home. Three full, spa-style bathrooms with rainfall shower heads and custom tile work and vanities.

***Outdoor space? Acres of peaceful, rolling pastures and grazing cows. Brand new 7-seater hot tub under string lights and a wide open night sky. Giant new fire pit circle and al fresco dining space, lovely custom landscaping.

***Girly? Um, hello. Bedrooms 1 and 2 are equipped with luxe queen beds for QUEENS, and Bedroom 3’s Sleepover Sanctuary is home to 4 dreamy canopied beds (1 queen, 3 twins), as well as a long get-ready makeup station strategically positioned in front of a large window with beautiful natural light.

***Close to fun shizz? Hell, yeah! Just 15 min to the heart of downtown Asheville, yet peaceful and private, removed from urban hubbub. And yes, Uber and Lyft are available for all your designated driving needs!

***Kitchen? Fully equipped with lots of dishes, cookware, small appliances, olive oil & spices, and importantly, glassware of multiple cocktail varieties

***Coffee? Drip and French press, 3 varieties of whole beans, grinder, Torani syrups, gooseneck hot water kettle, and more

***Washer/Dryer? Brand new, we got you!

***Hair dryers? 3 hot pink ones, baby!

***Toiletries? Finest essential oil-based shower gel, shampoo and conditioner by Public Goods

***Tech? 65” Roku TV with Spectrum Cable wifi - log into your own streaming accounts to enjoy Netflix nights, face masks, and popcorn! And fast enough to support Zoom if, sigh, you must work. Boo!

When you book a stay at the Diva Den, you’ll have access to everything the property has to offer. Meaning this is a private experience with no shared space. Do feel free to say howdy to the mooing cows next door, but mind the zapping fence!

We live nearby and are always just a dm or call away. We love hosting and are here for you!

Beautiful and pastoral, with rolling hills, grassy pastures, and lowing cows. Just a few minutes outside downtown Asheville, but feels like worlds away!

The house has a generous circular drive with ample parking. Driving through the neighborhood is easy - paved roads and no steep, mountainous climbs.

-Please review the lease agreement which becomes binding at booking under “House Rules”.

-Due to insurance liability, we are unable to rent to anyone under 25 years old. There must be someone at least 25 years old present in order to rent our home, and photo ID will be required prior to check-in. New users to the Airbnb platform will be greeted in person at check-in to verify identity and IDs.

-Airbnb has banned all raucous parties across the entire platform, so no parties allowed! We are in a quiet residential community, please be considerate of neighbors.

-Nature abounds in the country! Pasture lands are home to critters such as but not limited to deer, turkeys, groundhogs, bears, squirrels, rodents, spiders, ants, and insects - oh my! We are contracted with a pest control company with regularly scheduled treatments... but alas, Mother Nature reigns, and bugs and critters thrive out here. Please understand the possibility of seeing critters in and around the home, and that their presence does not entitle the guest to a refund.

-There is a generous, circular gravel with ample parking. Please drive slowly and carefully, taking care not to spin wheels in the gravel. Driving through the neighborhood is easy - paved roads and no steep, mountainous climbs.

-No smoking in the house. If you need to smoke, please do so outside and properly dispose of waste. Take care to ensure embers are not left to smolder in grassy pasture or other flammable surfaces, as drought conditions have created fire-ready tinder all around.

-Free WiFi is included. Do not unplug or alter the router or modem or any electronic devices. Before checking out please remember to log out of streaming services if you used them with your account (Netflix, Disney, etc.).

-Maximum capacity is strictly limited to 9 folks, including children, at all times. The house is on a septic system (like much of the local area), so exceeding capacity would mean an overloaded septic system, which means open sewage issues which... ew. Nobody wants that.

-While renovated with love, this historic beauty is nearly 100 years old. Please be gentle with her creaky windows, original doors & hardware, and her occasional sighs of content. Absolutely no fires in her ancient, unsafe fireplaces - she will spit smoke and get very mad.

-Guests routinely comment on the "sparkling" cleanliness achieved by our very hardworking cleaning team. Everyone is human, though, so please let us know if anything is amiss immediately upon check-in.

-Before checking out, we ask guests to leave beds and towels messy, dishes clean, and doors/windows locked.

-To protect your vacation investment, we encourage you to purchase travel insurance. No refunds will be given due to weather or other unforeseen circumstances.

-Security devices on premises: Ring Floodlight cam mounted to front roof trim, facing driveway. NoiseAware sound monitor outdoors (monitors decibel levels only, no sound recording capabilities)
-This getaway is used by our family as a personal vacation home. Due to our children's severe allergies, pets are not allowed. Thank you for respecting their health and safety, and keeping them out of the hospital!

-Hot tub: No glass, ceramic, food, or drink - it shatters, it spills, people get hurt, jets get ruined, it's a hot mess. And definitely no soaps, bath bombs, bubbles, glitter, or other substances/liquids or solids allowed in hot tub. Professional cleaning fee of $500 will be charged to drain and clean the hot tub should any foreign substance be detected in the water, plus any repair charges as assessed. HOT TUB COVER MUST REMAIN ON AND LOCKED at all times when not in use.

-By booking a reservation at this house, all guests agree to use the hot tub at their own risk. Furthermore, they agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the owners from any and all claims, damages liabilities, or losses whatsoever arising out of or in any way associated with the guests use of the tub, including but not limited to death, personal injury, or property damage.

-Due to insurance liability, we are unable to rent to anyone under 25 years old. There must be someone at least 25 years old present in order to rent our home, and photo ID will be required prior to check-in

-No parties allowed! Airbnb has banned all raucous parties across the entire platform. We are in a quiet residential community, please be considerate of neighbors.

-Please note that the fireplaces are inoperable at this time. A large outdoor firepit is available for all your s’more-roasting needs

-Please reuse towels to the best of your ability to help conserve water.

-Nature abounds in the forest! We keep a home pest control service on a frequent service plan to try to keep the cabin as pest-free as possible... but alas, Mother Nature reigns, and bugs and critters thrive out here. Please understand the possibility of seeing bugs in and around the home.

-No smoking in the house. If you need to smoke, please do so outside and properly dispose of waste. Take care to ensure embers are not left to smolder in forest leaf pilings or other flammable surfaces.

-No additional guests or visitors (daytime or overnight) without prior written approval

-Security devices on premises: Ring Floodlight cam facing driveway and parking area, NoiseAware high decibel-alerting devices indoors and outdoors